Posted by SexyJ at ool-182d6012.dyn.optonline.net on May 29, 2003 at 09:44:44:
thats right.....now you get to experience a 'night out' with me. well....not really a night out per say....well this is what happened last night...
i went to work last night at good ol applebees. it was kinda dead but my mom, sister, her hubby and the 3 kids came in for dessert (they already ate at charlie brown's) to celebrate my sisters graduation. they eat, pay and leave (my bro in law is a cheap bastard!!). a coworker of mine asked which side i was related to. i told her the wife and she said that she grew up on the same block from my bro in law and his fam. then she comes back up to me and says "in case you were wondering, mike (my bro in laws brother) has a very crooked dick". LIKE I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT???!!!??! funny non the less. now i wont be able to look at him without laughing my ass off.
i then get a phone call at work. its my best friend (the married one) and shes freakin out and needs a girls night out. so since there was kareoke there that night she decided to come down at 10 and hang out. so 10 rolls around and she comes down and shes in a real pissy mood. seems that her hubby (not even married a yr yet) bought a brand new car without consulting her, even though they are supposed to be saving money. she gets bitched at for buying pants but yet he buys a new car? they had an argument and words like worthless were thrown around. seems he has gotten to be a dick since the time when she started getting ready to graduate. (she also landed a job at the local hospital for PT....im so proud!!). my conclusion.....hes jealous cause he flunked out from partying too much.
so i bought her drinks and we watched our coworkers (and plenty of them had come back to embarrass themselves) make asses out of themselves. it was great....one sang bust a move. he did awesome. then one of my managers showed up and bought me more beers so i was nicely buzzed when i got home. (i need my birthday outing).
i got home and found baby powder thrown all over my clothes. not just a little but enough to see in the dark. i told my boyfriend that if he does it again, his shit is getting covered in it AND half are going out the window while the other half will end up in the toilet, before flushing!!!
so....how was your night?