Just got a new toilet the other day

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Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-33-239.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on May 29, 2003 at 11:28:53:

fuckin awsome. I never knew taking a dump could be so entertaining. We are redecorating our bathroom, so we had to upgrade our shit box. its one of those elongated ones. A bit more comfy than the others. But the greatest thing about is not the suction power or elongagted tip (this is a top of the line toilet after all) but the fact that the seat and cover go down BY ITSELF. all you need to do is tap it, and seat and cover take up about 10 seconds to close. No more lid slaming down on your back or ass while your taking a crap, no more loud BANG at 2 in the morning waking your parents up. God damn I'm in heaven

Oh, I almost steped on a snake the yesterday. That was scary. Good thing it was dead.

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Re: Just got a new toilet the other day The O~* in Phantoms 11:44:23 5/29/03 (4)
- Saddam? *NT KSmithee 11:47:01 5/29/03 (0)
- dude, if you could get me that hat... shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:46:03 5/29/03 (2)
  - Re: dude, if you could get me that hat... The O~* in Phantoms 11:47:26 5/29/03 (1)
    - good christ, its not even 6 bucks! shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:57:46 5/29/03 (0)
wow...ummm...congratulations? pickleweasel 11:41:50 5/29/03 (3)
- I"m actually ok with them usually shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:44:19 5/29/03 (2)
  - Are you sure it wasnt a garden hose? nt Hardly Clerkin 11:45:33 5/29/03 (1)
    - deffinitly shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:48:50 5/29/03 (0)
No one cares. Kev Hoffman 11:31:38 5/29/03 (13)
- I'm trying to think up a witty comeback shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:35:06 5/29/03 (12)
  - I can't. Kev Hoffman 11:37:49 5/29/03 (0)
  - I can't. Kev Hoffman 11:37:49 5/29/03 (0)
  - I can't. Kev Hoffman 11:37:43 5/29/03 (8)
    - Oh, nice. 3 f'n times. Sorry. Kev Hoffman 11:38:17 5/29/03 (7)
      - Ummm.. 6 by my count but you were close *NT KSmithee 11:41:50 5/29/03 (2)
        
        To bad I can't count either KSmithee 11:43:07 5/29/03 (0)
        
        lol - cant beat a J&SBSB reference ~nT The bi-sexual Baden Powell 11:43:07 5/29/03 (0)
      - 3? I count 5. nt shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:41:50 5/29/03 (2)
        
        Duh. Kev Hoffman 11:47:08 5/29/03 (1)
        
        wow, you just get fast internet connection shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 11:50:30 5/29/03 (0)
      - NO 5 f'n times...nt innerinsanity666 11:41:46 5/29/03 (0)
  - I can't. Kev Hoffman 11:36:50 5/29/03 (0)

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: fuckin awsome. I never knew taking a dump could be so entertaining. We are redecorating our bathroom, so we had to upgrade our shit box. its one of those elongated ones. A bit more comfy than the others. But the greatest thing about is not the suction power or elongagted tip (this is a top of the line toilet after all) but the fact that the seat and cover go down BY ITSELF. all you need to do is tap it, and seat and cover take up about 10 seconds to close. No more lid slaming down on your back or ass while your taking a crap, no more loud BANG at 2 in the morning waking your parents up. God damn I'm in heaven : Oh, I almost steped on a snake the yesterday. That was scary. Good thing it was dead.

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