Posted by Hal Phillips at ool-18bd4673.dyn.optonline.net on May 29, 2003 at 13:25:00:
In Reply to: Eclectic personal poll posted by Rnswithscissors on May 29, 2003 at 04:49:50:
: 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts?
I agree.
: 2. Which race has the ugliest women?
Vulcans.
: 3. Best type of pet...
Dogs.
: 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose?
Salt.
: 5. Of these, which is most important to you?
: Sex
: Money
: Friends
Friends.
: 6. Of these, you most fear...
: A condom breaking while having sex
: Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants
: Causing a traffic accident
The latter.
: 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come...
: Over the roll
: Under the roll
Under.
: 8. Which is worse?
: Being constipated
: Having diarrhea
The former.
: 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose?
: The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time
: The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time
The latter.
: 10. Best James Bond Actor...
: Sean Connery
: George Lazenby
: Roger Moore
: Timothy Dalton
: Pierce Brosnan
Connery, I guess.
: 11. Favorite James Bond Movie...
I've never actually seen one.
: 12. Do you own a gun?
No.
: 13. Which do you prefer?
: Microsoft's X-Box
: Nintendo's game systems
: Sony's Playstation
: Atari 2600
: Other game system
: Don't play console games
The latter.
: 14. Fajitas...
: With chicken
: With beef
: Half and half
: Some horrible vegetarian incarnation
: I'm crazy and don't like fajitas
The latter.
: 15. Who is smartest?
: Curious George
: George W. Bush
: George of the Jungle
George W. Bush.
: 16. How often do you masturbate?
Daily.
: 16b. Do you use toys?
No.
: 17. What is your favorite movie genre?
I don't really have one.
: 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie?
: Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...)
: Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...)
The former.
: 19. The best sex would be...
: One-time and anonymous
: With the same person for the rest of your life
: Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend
The latter.
: 20. Oral sex?
: Give
: Receive
: Both
: Neither
I've done both.
: 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal?
That doesn't make sense. The U.S. government COULD profit from marijuana. All it would have to do is sell it.
: 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote?
: Marijuana
: Prozac
Marijuana.
: 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by...
: How the other person made you feel
: How you made the other person feel
The latter.
: 24. Which is most honorable?
: Sex for procreation
: Sex for recreation
: Sex for occupation
Honorable? Procreation, I guess.
: 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks?
Nope.