ROFLMAO!

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: : Hey, I've been coming to this site for awhile now, but have never posted here. Reading these posts reminded me of an email I got not too long ago, so I thought I'd share it with you guys. : : From Upstate, NY?? : : Ways to tell if you are: : : 1. You refer to downtown Albany as "The City" : Fuck no. But then, I'm originally from NJ, so for me, The City is NYC. Thank God! : : 3. You measure distance in hours. : Sadly true. In NJ, having to drive half an hour to get anywhere was rare. Here, half an hour is nada. It takes 45 minutes to get to a mall. I'm used to having 3 within 15 minutes! : : 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. : Many people here have deer alarms on their cars - little things that suck in air as you drive; if the air stops flowing through them due to a deer, they make a crazy noise. : : 5. You've ever used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a : : fridge/deep freeze. : Regularly. : : 6. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. : Yep. : : 7. You use a down comforter in the summer. : Still haven't taken the comforter off the bed. : : 8. People drive at 65 mph through 13 inches of snow without flinching. : AACK!!! THIS IS SO TRUE!!! And it scares the FUCK out of me!!!! : : 10. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both : unlocked. : Due to my Jerseyan nature, I leave nothing unlocked. Lots of people I know here don't, tho. : : 12. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife/girlfriend knows how : : to use them. : Yep. I had to learn how to pump my own gas, too, and it costs MORE! Can someone explain that to me? : : 15. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. : ROFL! Too fucking true! : : 17. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and : : roadway under construction. : ARGH. That's all I have to say about that. Though when I was home in NJ the weekend before last, the situation was no better. Took me an hour to get from Metuchen to New Brunswick! That's just insane! : : 22. You know that 'First Night' isn't a Sean Connery movie. : I was so totally clueless about this when I got here. Thanks, I'll take the New Years party WITH the booze. : : 24. Your career ambition is to work for the state. : I'm one of the only people I know who doesn't. : 27. You can spell and say 'Schenectady', 'Rensselaer' and 'Shenendehowa.' : You forgot Schaghticoke. What the hell kind of name for a town is that?

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