Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on May 30, 2003 at 08:54:27:
In Reply to: Marilyn Monroe tastes of JFK! Ewww! *nt* posted by Eyesonly on May 30, 2003 at 08:48:39:
: : : 1, Every day when you wake up..what is your first thought?
: : "Thank God it's the weekend! Oh, shit. It isn't. DAMN YOU, GOD!!!"
: : : 2, Bunny slippers..thoughts?
: : Ever see "A Christmas Story"? I was about ready to shoot Ralphie's grandmother for sending him that damn suit, and his mother for making him wear it.
: : : 3. Ever been cheated on by your lover?
: : By previous lovers, yes. But by my current lover, no.
: : : 4. if you answered Na to the last Q your are damn lucky but if you answered ya what on earth did you do?
: : Hey, it was their fault, not mine. One was a sex addict, another was drunk, and the other was a controlling bitch who thought the entire relationship (and, in fact, the entire world) was about her and decided that she could cheat and I couldn't. As soon as I found out that she had slept with other men, I confronted her about it and she said, and I quote, "It's okay if I do it because they all want me. Why can't they have me? There's no reason for you to be so selfish and keep me for yourself."
: : : 5. Telekinises..have it?
: : Not that I know of, but I believe that some people do.
: : : 6. What's your IQ ?
: : 146.
: : : 7. Favorite bumpersticker?
: : "Recycle Your Animals".
: : : 8.Ping pong !!! how good are YOU?
: : I'm not bad, but not that great.
: : : 9. You/ve got 7 minutes in heaven..an old kissing feely game..and your bottle is pointing at WHO and what do you do in those 7 minutes in the closet?
: : I eat Marilyn Monroe out. Because it's not what your deceased film star can do for you, it's what you can do for your deceased film star.
: : : 10. Favorite music of the day? I'm easy ..just tell me the feeling! ! !
: : I'm still listening to all the tracks off all my Alice In Chains albums.