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Posted by jkm822 at michigan.mgmt.rpi.edu on May 30, 2003 at 12:14:11:

In Reply to: Innapropriate poll posted by AshFan on May 30, 2003 at 11:58:22:

: 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers)
Kevin. I've had a crush on him since the first time I saw Clerks, and it hasn't abated any. On the one occasion I met him (in 1997), I freaked and went non-verbal, unfortunately. :-(

: 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice?
I have no idea. As I've said, my creative juices don't flow in that direction. But if you'd like a pair of earrings or a necklace, I'm your girl. ;-)

: 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul?
The soul is an abstract; it shouldn't be affected. Interesting question!

: 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter?
In my opinion? Yes. Unless, as I said the other day, you're trying to stick a pencil into a wind tunnel. If you're tiny, and she's... er, extremely experienced, then you might have a problem. But otherwise, there's never been much difference to me.

: 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it?
: a. sex with millions of people
-->: b. solving humanities problems
-->: c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all.
: d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible.

: 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group!
Um... my childhood wasn't that traumatic. I'll give you the one that came to mind...
Seeing my mother bawl while talking on the phone with my father, who had chosen to go into an upscale mental institution to help with his manic depression. I was only 6 or 7, and to me, it pretty much meant taking cool trips into Manhattan to visit dad on the weekends and go to museums and shows and things. But I guess it hit her pretty hard. Seeing her cry like that... it was one of the scariest things that'd happened to me, up to that point.
Well, that, and the scene in Annie where Annie's climbing the train tracks to get away from Tim Curry. That scared the hell out of me as a kid; apparently, I was screaming in the theatre and freaking everyone out!

: 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"?
Haven't had one yet - I'm very undefined.

: 8. What is your favorite part of your own body?
My hair.

: 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member
You've got to be joking.
OK, here goes...

Near silent on film
But really quite eloquent
Thanks for the fun, Kev.

That's my attempt at haiku. Yay. ;-)

: 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts.
If it did, my ex would have been in for a HELL of a time. ;-)

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: : 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers) : Kevin. I've had a crush on him since the first time I saw Clerks, and it hasn't abated any. On the one occasion I met him (in 1997), I freaked and went non-verbal, unfortunately. :-( : : 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice? : I have no idea. As I've said, my creative juices don't flow in that direction. But if you'd like a pair of earrings or a necklace, I'm your girl. ;-) : : 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul? : The soul is an abstract; it shouldn't be affected. Interesting question! : : 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter? : In my opinion? Yes. Unless, as I said the other day, you're trying to stick a pencil into a wind tunnel. If you're tiny, and she's... er, extremely experienced, then you might have a problem. But otherwise, there's never been much difference to me. : : 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it? : : a. sex with millions of people : -->: b. solving humanities problems : -->: c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all. : : d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible. : : 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group! : Um... my childhood wasn't that traumatic. I'll give you the one that came to mind... : Seeing my mother bawl while talking on the phone with my father, who had chosen to go into an upscale mental institution to help with his manic depression. I was only 6 or 7, and to me, it pretty much meant taking cool trips into Manhattan to visit dad on the weekends and go to museums and shows and things. But I guess it hit her pretty hard. Seeing her cry like that... it was one of the scariest things that'd happened to me, up to that point. : Well, that, and the scene in Annie where Annie's climbing the train tracks to get away from Tim Curry. That scared the hell out of me as a kid; apparently, I was screaming in the theatre and freaking everyone out! : : 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"? : Haven't had one yet - I'm very undefined. : : 8. What is your favorite part of your own body? : My hair. : : 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member : You've got to be joking. : OK, here goes... : Near silent on film : But really quite eloquent : Thanks for the fun, Kev. : That's my attempt at haiku. Yay. ;-) : : 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts. : If it did, my ex would have been in for a HELL of a time. ;-)

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