Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-34-25.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on May 30, 2003 at 12:20:29:
In Reply to: Innapropriate poll posted by AshFan on May 30, 2003 at 11:58:22:
: 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers)
ONLY FEMALE. AND I DARE NOT SAY KEVIN'S WIFE
: 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice?
GRAND THEFT AUTO THE MOVIE
: 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul?
YOU FLY AWAY. DUH
: 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
: 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it?
: a. sex with millions of people
: b. solving humanities problems
: c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all.
: d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible.
B AND A
: 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group!
STAYED UP ON THE DIVING BOARD FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. FREAKED OUT. I COULDNT CLIMB BACK DOWN, AND I DIDNT WANT TO JUMP. EVERYONE WAS LOOKING
: 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"?
HASNT HAPPENED YET
: 8. What is your favorite part of your own body?
UH I GUESS MY HAIR
: 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member
KEVIN HOFFMAN/YOU ARE FUNNY/LIKE A BUNNY
: 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts.
YES, YES IT DOES. GOT A BAD STORY ABOUT IT