Re: Innapropriate poll

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Posted by psyclone at 207-5-251-129.metrocast.net on May 30, 2003 at 12:27:09:

In Reply to: Re: Innapropriate poll posted by Kimberlieo on May 30, 2003 at 12:16:05:

: : 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers)

Id have to say Amy Noble. Who wouldn't want to say they had sex with Silent Bob's mom?

: : 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice?

Two Stoners on a journey with some kickass John Woo type action. Sounds like a religious flick.

: : 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul?

It makes soul food?

: : 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter?

Its not the size of the rock. Its the size of the hole your throwing em into.

: : 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it?

: : a. sex with millions of people
: : b. solving humanities problems
: : c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all.
: : d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible.

E: All of the above

: : 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group!

I got to take the class room pet home with me in third grade. Our class pet was a turtle. So of course the weekend I have the damn thing it dies. I go to the pet store and buy a replacement. I take the turtle to class and all my classmates know this turtle is a fraud. As you can tell im still not over it.

: : 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"?
: birth?
Sure, I couldnt come up with a witty answer

: 8. What is your favorite part of your own body?

I dig my eyes. The ladies tell me they are sexy.

: : 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member

This is my second post...ill start writting sonets as soon as I meet some people.

: : 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts.

if you think that hurts...you wait until I get done shaping this doll out of an onion!

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: : : 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers) : Id have to say Amy Noble. Who wouldn't want to say they had sex with Silent Bob's mom? : : : : 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice? : Two Stoners on a journey with some kickass John Woo type action. Sounds like a religious flick. : : : : 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul? : It makes soul food? : : : 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter? : Its not the size of the rock. Its the size of the hole your throwing em into. : : : 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it? : : : a. sex with millions of people : : : b. solving humanities problems : : : c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all. : : : d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible. : E: All of the above : : : 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group! : I got to take the class room pet home with me in third grade. Our class pet was a turtle. So of course the weekend I have the damn thing it dies. I go to the pet store and buy a replacement. I take the turtle to class and all my classmates know this turtle is a fraud. As you can tell im still not over it. : : : 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"? : : birth? : Sure, I couldnt come up with a witty answer : : 8. What is your favorite part of your own body? : I dig my eyes. The ladies tell me they are sexy. : : : : 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member : This is my second post...ill start writting sonets as soon as I meet some people. : : : : 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts. : if you think that hurts...you wait until I get done shaping this doll out of an onion!

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