Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on May 28, 2003 at 11:13:51:
In Reply to: Dis or Dat - who would win in a fight posted by Trent Reno on May 28, 2003 at 11:02:13:
: Let's stage some fights. Who would win in an all out brawl between the two? Theorize.
1. Matrix Neo vs. Luke Skywalker
I'll go with Neo. I'd like to count the number of times Luke whined while engaged in fighting though...the number should be astronomical.
2. Indiana Jones vs. James Bond
Okay, I need more information...which actor is playing Bond? If it's anyone other than Sean Connery, I choose Indiana...but wait, that would be weird, since Indy would be essentially beaten up by his own father...
3. Superman vs. Captain Planet
Superman...but to be perfectly honest, I know nothing of Captain Planet, nor his Planeteers.
4. Buffy vs. Dark Angel
Well, damn...I never watched Buffy the t.v. show, so my decision is based solely on the flick...Dark Angel.
5. Harry Potter vs. Frodo
Harry never really does anything alone, so I'll choose him, based entirely upon the fact that someone would rescue him eventually.
6. Silent Bob vs. Homer
Bob...Homer is much too dense.
7. Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Affleck...he's got Jennifer on his side.
8. Godzilla vs. Gamera
Dude, I never really got into Godzilla...
9. Free Willy vs. Flipper
Willy's got the size advantage...
10. Every super hero of the Marvel Universe vs. Every super hero of the DC Universe
I always liked the Marvel characters better.