Posted by Hov at 67.69.112.183 on May 28, 2003 at 12:03:15:
Wife: What do you want for father's Day hunny!
Hov: Hrmmm I dunno, really.
Wife: Well there must be something you want.
Hov: hehe!
Wife: No seriously.
Hov: I am serious, you know what I want.
Wife: You'll get that from me anyhow, I mean for a present.
Hov: oh, okay I want a Dashboard Buddy Christ then.
Wife: What in the hell is a dashboard Buddy .....buddy what did you say?
Hov: Dashboard Buddy Christ!
Wife: How many times do I have to tell you not to swear in front of the kids? Anyhow what is this thing anyway.
Hov: Well it is a miniturette of the statue of christ they had in the movie DOGMA. It goes on your cars dashboard.
Wife: I'm not putting THAT GOD DAMN thing in my car.
Hov: How many times have I asked you not to swear in front of the children? So fine, I'll put it on our headboard and pray to it every night then. Hows that.
Wife: You do that and you'll know what you'll be praying for, there's no way you are getting THAT for Fathers day.
Hov: Well you asked what I wanted, thats what I want.
Wife: I'll guess I'll pay for you to go golfing for the day.
So, sorry Kevin looks like I am not getting the Buddy Christ for Daddys day man. Maybe next year.
Hov