Re: Dis or Dat - who would win in a fight


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Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on May 28, 2003 at 12:46:43:

In Reply to: Dis or Dat - who would win in a fight posted by Trent Reno on May 28, 2003 at 11:02:13:

: Let's stage some fights. Who would win in an all out brawl between the two? Theorize.

: 1. Matrix Neo vs. Luke Skywalker
Neo - 'cos Luke is only a foetus at the moment (nudge nudge, wink wink)

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: 2. Indiana Jones vs. James Bond
The book version of Bond because he is ruthless (licenced to kill!) - Indy is lovable and, last time I saw him, toothless (and minus an eye).


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: 3. Superman vs. Captain Planet
Superman!

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: 4. Buffy vs. Dark Angel
Buffy (though DA has nicer tits!)

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: 5. Harry Potter vs. Frodo
Harry Potter - he saw off a troll by shoving his wand up its nose. Frodo got skewered by the troll that came after him

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: 6. Silent Bob vs. Homer
Homer - he would not understand SB's use of dramatic irony
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: 7. Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Damon (he da man!)
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: 8. Godzilla vs. Gamera
godzilla

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: 9. Free Willy vs. Flipper
Willy (bigger moth, more teeth)
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: 10. Every super hero of the Marvel Universe vs. Every super hero of the DC Universe
Marvel rule!




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