I think the Idiocy resolution WORKS!!!!! *nt*

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: : : ~ Yeah still hanging ten you all. Surfer Girls ROCK!!!! : : : 1>Your life sucks! You've got two options.. A, pretend it's not happening : : : B, You know you're guilty..do you LIE, RUN, or What?? : : Well I take every available option that doesn't require bravery or honour. So lying : and running are both highly acceptable scenarios, probably in that order too. : : : 2. your LIFE is perfect .. WHY? : : I found out that life really is like it's portrayed in movies. : : : 3, Have you ever made a Vow and Broken it ? : : Oh yeah. Have I ever made a vow and NOT broken it? : : : 4. Have you ever painted Graffiti on walls that were not yours? : : No. I've always seen graffiti as the domain of the cool and/or rebellious, which : rules me out. : : : 5.Your Body...are you good with it?? : : Am I good with it? Can I control it? Can I do neat tricks with it? Do I like it? Yes, : sometimes, not really. : : : 6, Ever been athletic? At what? I wanna know... I love Sports : : I'm good at tennis and soccer. I used to play rugby but I was crap at that - everyone : just used to trample me. : : : 7, Oh Christ! How do you ignore the idiocy that surrounds you? : : I focus on the idiocy that inhabits me. : : : 8.Do you believe that this....this computer..is important ? I 'm only asking this : : : because I've literally beaten the shit out of them! With a baseball bat!!! : : : Oh yes! And look who had to buy this one. : : Wow....um.....I quite like my computer. It allows me to word process my attempts at : writing, and to communicate with friends, family and occasionally complete : strangers. But sometimes I do feel like doing the aforementioned baseball bat thing, : because sometimes it's awkward for no reason. : : : 9.~ the world according to Kevin Smith. Define it!! : : I don't think it would be wise for me to attempt to. : : : 10 , Since we've gotten all that out of the way.. anyone here doesn't like : : : Spiders????? : : Hhhmmm, detest spiders I do. Much fear of them I have. Fear leads to anger, : which leads to spider being crushed by rolled up newspaper. : : : : : : Godday you all! : : Peace be with you

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