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Posted by Jessica Rabbit at 207-232-126-75.ip.van.radiant.net on May 30, 2003 at 16:16:45:

The board flipped. Here are my answers to the inappropriate poll.

: 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers)
Well if he were not too high and mighty to hang out here anymore, I would say Affleck, in lieu of that, I would have to say Kevin. I think he's adorable. Does Vincent's ferrett count as a "red"?

: 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice?
I wouldn't say the intracacies here, but I like the idea of girl meets boy, girl gets boy, girl loses boy then girl gets boy back.

: 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul?
I have no idea, I've been told I have no soul.

: 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter?
Yes, it's true. Well in my case it is cause my boyfriend wears XL sized condoms!

: 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it?
: a. sex with millions of people
: b. solving humanities problems
: c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all.
: d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible.
Secret Answer E - A little of all of the above.

: 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group!
Waking up early and sitting at the breakfast table with my Poppy eating Vegemite on Toast. I was about 3 or 4.

: 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"?
I don't think anyone can be defined into one category. There are lots of things I have done for which I am proud. There are also lots of things I have done for which I am not.

: 8. What is your favorite part of your own body?
I like my eyes and my hands.

: 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member
There is a boy named Ash
He really know's how to pash
We fell in love in Vancouver
And he is gonna move ere'
Cause he loves that I suck like a hoover!

Ok, it's not a great poem, but it was the best I could do in a few minutes.

: 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts.
No problems, get me a decomposing chicken, some bats eyes and an enlarged flea.

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Re: Damn, I didn't get a chance to post this Rnswithscissors 16:43:41 5/30/03 (0)
awww, that's so...um...nice? Ash Skywatcher 16:35:13 5/30/03 (2)
- Awww, you are so sweet honey Jessica Rabbit 16:46:36 5/30/03 (1)
  - MUCH worse *NT* Ash Skywatcher 16:56:57 5/30/03 (0)
YOU WOULD FUCK A FERRET!? shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 16:22:49 5/30/03 (3)
- You sicko! Jessica Rabbit 16:37:35 5/30/03 (2)
  - No, he meant if you were ANOTHER ferret *NT bob_the_rather_irate_monkey 16:47:31 5/30/03 (1)
    - Ahhh, then in that cause Jessica Rabbit 16:55:39 5/30/03 (0)

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: The board flipped. Here are my answers to the inappropriate poll. : : 1. If you could have sex with any of the "Reds" (and their respective significant others were cool with it) who would you choose and why. Keep in mind that the more "why" you include, and more interesting it is for us mere readers) : Well if he were not too high and mighty to hang out here anymore, I would say Affleck, in lieu of that, I would have to say Kevin. I think he's adorable. Does Vincent's ferrett count as a "red"? : : 2. If you were able to create a movie with an unlimited budget, what would be your plot device of choice? : I wouldn't say the intracacies here, but I like the idea of girl meets boy, girl gets boy, girl loses boy then girl gets boy back. : : 3. If quantum teleportation works on matter, but destroys the original matter, what happens to the soul? : I have no idea, I've been told I have no soul. : : 4. Is it true that size doesnt matter? : Yes, it's true. Well in my case it is cause my boyfriend wears XL sized condoms! : : 5. If you were god for one day, how wopuld you spend it? : : a. sex with millions of people : : b. solving humanities problems : : c. Eating tons of delicious food with no weight penalty at all. : : d. Hiding in the dressing room at Sears invisible. : Secret Answer E - A little of all of the above. : : 6. Share a childhood trauma with the group! : Waking up early and sitting at the breakfast table with my Poppy eating Vegemite on Toast. I was about 3 or 4. : : 7. What do you consider your "defining moment"? : I don't think anyone can be defined into one category. There are lots of things I have done for which I am proud. There are also lots of things I have done for which I am not. : : 8. What is your favorite part of your own body? : I like my eyes and my hands. : : 9. Write a poem about your favorite VA board member : There is a boy named Ash : He really know's how to pash : We fell in love in Vancouver : And he is gonna move ere' : Cause he loves that I suck like a hoover! : Ok, it's not a great poem, but it was the best I could do in a few minutes. : : 10. Does voodoo work? If so, please remove this rash, it really hurts. : No problems, get me a decomposing chicken, some bats eyes and an enlarged flea.

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