Posted by Kev Hoffman at cpe-24-211-31-178.wi.rr.com on June 02, 2003 at 22:06:11:
A good poll, like
breaking up, is hard to do and
takes ages longer than it might
seem. You gotta kick off with a
killer question, to hold the attention.
Then you have to take it up a
notch, but not blow your wad, so
maybe cool it off a notch, and you
can't put the same genre of question twice on
the poll, except if some subtle
point or lesson or theme involved,
and even then not the two of them
in a row, and you can't woo somebody
with a question about sexual desires and then bash their head off
with a question about guilty pleasures and... oh,
there are a lot of rules.
So quit making crap, and follow these rules.
End of parody/rant.