Posted by Virgo at 12-230-44-232.client.attbi.com on June 03, 2003 at 02:44:57:
In Reply to: Re: probably an old joke. posted by Scott Lee AKA Rnswithscissors on June 03, 2003 at 02:36:52:
: HAHAH that was good. Nice to see ya sistah!
: havek you repsonded to my email so I can add my bio?
: : There was once a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife that he wanted a tattoo. Wendy said that it would be okay, but John didn't know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you really loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your dick." John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excrutiating pain, the tattoo was done. There was one problem - when John wasn't erect the tattoo said "WY," and not "WENDY." One summer, John and Wendy went to Jamaica for a much-deserved vacation, and happened to go to a nude beach. Next to him, John couldn't help but notice a big black man who ALSO had the letters W and Y tattoed on his dick. So John turned to him and said "Hey, I guess you have a wife named Wendy, too!" The guy looked confused and said "What makes you think that?" John replied, "Well, I noticed the W and Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The guy laughed and said, "No, mon, that tattoo says 'Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day!'"