Posted by Eyesonly at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on June 03, 2003 at 02:54:30:
In Reply to: Ha!Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! wwooooowwwwww Haha *NT* posted by fluffy on June 03, 2003 at 02:38:00:
: : : A different John and Wendy got engaged. They didn't engage in premarital... On
: the wedding night, Wendy was waiting apprehensively in bed. Her girlfriends had
: told here horror stories about the male appendage and the damage it could cause
: to a young virgin. She was particularly worries as John was rumoured to be
: particularly well endowed.
: : As she shuddered under the blankets, John called out to her.
: : "Are you ready for me, darling?"
: : "No, no, you're going to hurt me with your thing!"
: : "Have you never seen a man's thing?"
: : "No!"
: : "OK, I'l show it to you bit by bit so you get a chance to get used to it."
: : "Alright."
: : So he sticks the first couple of inches of his dick through the door.
: : "Are you OK, Wendy?"
: : "Yes, show me some more."
: : Another couple of inches appear through the doorway.
: : "Are you OK, Wendy?"
: : "Yes, show me some more."
: :
: : Another three inches...
: : "Are you OK, Wendy?"
: : "I... I don't know... You'll have to wait."
: : "You've got me in a towering passion now, Wendy. I can't wait! I'm coming up the
: stairs!"
: : Wendy faints.