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Posted by ChrisMoses at adsl-66-137-225-55.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net on June 03, 2003 at 07:21:33:

In Reply to: It's the "Why the fuck aren't I asleep poll!" posted by ChrisMoses on June 03, 2003 at 05:15:27:

: The answer is, becuase I need to calm my fucking mind down.
Amen to that.

: 1. Where do you do your most/best thinking?

As soon as my head hits the pillow, the ideas hit my cerebral cortex. I can go all day without having one constructive thought, then whenever its sleepy time, my mind won't shut the hell up.


: 2. Favorite scene/conversation from each of Kevin's movies, including "Evening With..."

Clerks -
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
"In a row?"
"Try not to suck any dick on your way! ... (Guy turns around towards her) Hey, get back here!"

Mall Rats - Gotta be the conversation with Stan Lee.

Chasing Amy - 4 Way Road Speech

Dogma - the scene at the end where Alanis/God hugs Bartleby and forgives him. Ya know... that or the strip club scene.

J&SBSB - The confrontation with Dawson and the "Pie-fucker"

Clerks Cartoon - Judge Reinhold's dream.

Evening With... - The Lesbian conversation, or his Wounded Penis story.

: 3. What are you most opposed to in this world?

People who haven't earned or deserved what they are blessed with.

: 4. Have you ever attempted to write a novel or something? How far did you get?

About every night. Max I've completed is about 20 pages, then another idea pops into my head the next night.

: 5. Have you ever thought, "This is it, this is how I'm going to die"? What was the situation?

My car wreck... a horrible, bloody mess. If you saw the car, you'd be wondering where I was buried.

: 6. What is your favorite one hit wonder, and their song?

Nada Surf - "Popular"... Its the ultimate one hit wonder.

: 7. Have you ever died in your dreams? Or do you wake up right before?

I have, but then I continued to live in the afterlife, so I don't think that counts.

: 8. What is the best place to vacation if America? Europe? Anywhere else?

Well, the furthest I've been from home (TX) is Colorado... yeah, I'm a sheltered little guy, aren't I? I dream of Greece though.

: 9. What sound (no voices or music) brings a smile to your face, makes you relax, and think of the wonderfulness of living?

Wind chimes.

: Ok, now open a new window. Now click the link at the bottom. You're at the User Page. Now:

: 10. Which ones of these lovely people would you like to know, in your daily, physical life? List as many as you feel, but at least one girl, and one guy.

Well, these guys aren't on there, but Bob...Monkey for being cool, as well as jthecamb and Steve Kirkpatrick, because I've had some pretty good conversations with the, mostly about sports. As for one on the board... I'm gonna have to say Trent Reno or Smalls, though I'm afraid I might actually learn something from hanging out with the latter.

Now the fun part; the girls. Poopie-trim looks like she'd be fun, though I've never actually talked to her. I dig the black frame glasses look. ALso, Fluffy is great company, as well as easy on the eyes. Sugar1282 looks like she could be amazing, if she's at least half as intelligent as she is beautiful. Tonianne is cool, as long as she quiets down about Twizzlers. I think Karla could be dandy as well.

: Respond quickly, or I might actually be able to sleep.
It is actually now time for sleep. Answer the poll, I'll respond whenever I wake up in 6-9 hours.



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