My grandmothers outgoing answering machine message


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Posted by Kiss It at adsl-209-76-203-97.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on May 31, 2003 at 19:27:50:

In Reply to: My mom is trying to teach my poor grandma how to posted by pickleweasel on May 31, 2003 at 19:11:51:

"Richard? Richard is the light on?"

"Is it glowing?"

"Yes, Richard, more than last time. What does that mean?"

"You have the booklet, Jean."

"It's opened to the France section."

"I'm sure it starts once you begin talking into it."

(louder now, obviously up close to the machine)

"Hello, hello? This is the Jeans, oh dear, I made a mistake... I don't think it's recording though..."

Upon this, the machine runs out of recording time.

I call on days when I know they won't answer because it's so goddamned funny that they haven't fixed it in 3 years.


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