Posted by Bob301 at dialup-171.75.6.47.dial1.phoenix1.level3.net on June 01, 2003 at 05:35:20:
In Reply to: Poll to make you think. Put on your cap! posted by Rnswithscissors on June 01, 2003 at 03:33:52:
: 96. If something difficult happened in your life right now, who's the first person you'd want to talk to?
My dad, to find out what to do, how to fix the problem. Then my mom, because she could tell me how to accomplish whatever my dad told me to do. Together, my parents could probably take over the world.
: 483. If it were affordable, would you have your body frozen when you die so doctors might be able to revive you in the future?
Nah. Why bother? I don't feel the need to impose myself on the world for more than whatever time I have. Besides, we're probably coming back, anyway. It all has to do with conservation of energy, the definition of a soul, and black holes. maybe I'll explain it sometime.
: 44. If you could take a vacation by yourself next week, all expenses paid, which would you choose?
Which what would I choose? Which vacation spot would I choose/ Which supermodel would I choose to take with me? Which expenses would I choose to file under "Misc. Exp."? You need to be a bit more specfic, here?
: 017. If you found out someone you knew had been lying about their age, how would you react?
I probably wouldn't care. Physical age, and emotional maturity, do not always go hand in hand. And besides, after you hit a certain age, a few years really doesn't matter, anyway.
: 99999. If someone invented a machine to record your nightly dreams, would you buy it and watch them?
Nah, I don't think I dream enough. And when I do, it's usually just weird stuff. And besides, what if someone else got ahold of my machine, and was checking out my dreams? They'd have access to all my neurosis, my real feelings about people, and Bob knows what else.
: 568. If you were given the power to change one thing in your life with the snap of your fingers, what would it be?
My monetary situation. Everything else I will do over time, but the money situation seems like it'll take forever to solve.
: 224. If you won enough money to support yourself and your family for the rest of your lives, what would you do?
Build a library. And a great DVD collection.
: 2468. If you could go back in time and live any period of your life over again, which would you choose?
My first few college years. I think I broke the record for not going to class, for dropping classes, for dropping out of school, and for general slacking. In fact, I here-by name myself the Slacker King. Kneel before me, all ye unworthy ne'er-do-wells!
: 007. Do you love me?
What, physically? I don't think so. But you might be that mysterious sixth person in my porno dreams....hmmm....
Okay, I made that up to make you feel better. I apologize.
: Who's your daddy?
Shaft! No one understands him but his womaaaaaaannnnnn.....Shaft!