Posted by GingerGrrl20 at ce-p-unet.unet.maine.edu on June 04, 2003 at 12:14:12:
In Reply to: Desperate loser poll (5 questions) posted by AshFan on June 04, 2003 at 11:53:12:
: 1. What motivates people to create multilpe online personalities and lie about it?
: a. Craves attention, but can't communicate effectivly and conform to any social norms.
: b. Is an ass monkey
: c. Tries to validate himself by the show of support by the 'other' user.
: d. Tries to be a badass, but have a 'safe' personality to fall back on, but gets so upset his personalities bleed together.
--ASS MONKEY!
2. Sex, chocolate, booze, or manual stimulation, what do you do with most weekends? Is this what life is all about?
--None of the above. I curl up in a fetal position and sob.
: 3. When presented with a challange do you
: a. shout and scream until you get your way
: b. work out a 'win win' solution
: c. log in as someone else and agree with the person challanging you
: d. run away and hide
--Run Away!!!
: 4. The national cheese federation has just announced a worldwide shortage of Cheddar cheese. Do you:
: a. grab your shotgun and run to the store.
: b. experiment with other types of cheese.
: c. laugh at all the cheese eaters scurrying about
: d. Behold the power of Tofu
--I'm lactose intolerant you bastard!
: 5. If you had to eat a dead person to stay alive on a raft in the middle of the ocean, what seasoning would you want along for the trip?
--Mrs. Dash