Posted by Barry, Suave MF at host-4-17-193-113.lordbissell.com on June 04, 2003 at 12:16:58:
In Reply to: Desperate loser poll (5 questions) posted by AshFan on June 04, 2003 at 11:53:12:
: 1. What motivates people to create multilpe online personalities and lie about it?
a. Craves attention, but can't communicate effectivly and conform to any social norms.
b. Is an ass monkey
c. Tries to validate himself by the show of support by the 'other' user.
d. Tries to be a badass, but have a 'safe' personality to fall back on, but gets so upset his personalities bleed together.
e. Just wants to hang back w/out being noticed.
All of the above.
: 2. Sex, chocolate, booze, or manual stimulation, what do you do with most weekends? Is this what life is all about?
It usually starts with the booze. Then the last thing I remember is starting to manually stimulate myself. When I wake up the next morning, I usually find myself in a hospital bed holding the head from a chocolate Easter bunny knowing that I somehow had sex last night. Not sure with who, what, when, or where, but it happened. I just hope it was with a female.
: 3. When presented with a challange do you
a. shout and scream until you get your way
b. work out a 'win win' solution
c. log in as someone else and agree with the person challanging you
d. run away and hide
(see answer to #2)
: 4. The national cheese federation has just announced a worldwide shortage of Cheddar cheese. Do you:
a. grab your shotgun and run to the store.
b. experiment with other types of cheese.
c. laugh at all the cheese eaters scurrying about
d. Behold the power of Tofu
c
: 5. If you had to eat a dead person to stay alive on a raft in the middle of the ocean, what seasoning would you want along for the trip?
Maybe a KC Masterpiece Hickory BBQ sauce.