Posted by Sir Jimmy at cpe-24-175-248-211.gt.rr.com on June 04, 2003 at 12:35:52:
In Reply to: Desperate loser poll (5 questions) posted by AshFan on June 04, 2003 at 11:53:12:
: 1. What motivates people to create multilpe online personalities and lie about it?
: a. Craves attention, but can't communicate effectivly and conform to any social norms.
: b. Is an ass monkey
: c. Tries to validate himself by the show of support by the 'other' user.
: d. Tries to be a badass, but have a 'safe' personality to fall back on, but gets so upset his personalities bleed together.
The first half of A and all of B
: 2. Sex, chocolate, booze, or manual stimulation, what do you do with most weekends? Is this what life is all about?
None of the above. I work hard to advance my career in screenwriting.
: 3. When presented with a challange do you
: a. shout and scream until you get your way
: b. work out a 'win win' solution
: c. log in as someone else and agree with the person challanging you
: d. run away and hide
I lern 2 speel and then werk owt a win-win solushion
: 4. The national cheese federation has just announced a worldwide shortage of Cheddar cheese. Do you:
: a. grab your shotgun and run to the store.
: b. experiment with other types of cheese.
: c. laugh at all the cheese eaters scurrying about
: d. Behold the power of Tofu
C
: 5. If you had to eat a dead person to stay alive on a raft in the middle of the ocean, what seasoning would you want along for the trip?
Paprika and Slap Yo Mama! cajun spice