Posted by Eyesonly at host217-39-48-237.in-addr.btopenworld.com on June 04, 2003 at 18:44:19:
He had a few drinks and, after ten minutes, he whipped out his dick and pissed all over the floor.
"You bastard," said the barman, "get out and don't come back!"
"I'm very sorry. I don't know what came over me. I feel so guilty... I won't do it again."
"Get out!"
The man left. Two nights later he returned.
"You're banned!" yelled the barman.
"I promise I'll behave. Please let me stay."
H elooked so contrite, the barman let him stay. He ordered a few drinks, then, after fifteen minutes, he pulled out his dick and pissed all over the floor and the bar.
"I thought you said you would behave," said the barman as he collared the guy and marched him towards the door.
"I meant to... I can't understand it, I feel so guilty... I'll go see a shrink..."
Four days later the guy returned. The barman refused to serve him. He pleaded and wheedled.
"I've spent hours with a top psychiatrist. I'm completely cured. Come on, give a guy a break."
He looked so sad, the barman relented. The guy downed a few shots, then pulled out his dick and sprayed piss everywhere.
"I thought you said you were cured!" roared the barman.
"I am," said the guy, "I no longer feel guilty about this!"