Posted by Eyesonly at host217-39-48-237.in-addr.btopenworld.com on June 04, 2003 at 21:57:36:
In Reply to: If you have two choices posted by NewYork on June 04, 2003 at 21:19:16:
: This sort of thing reminds me of the story of the guy who came home unexpectly during the day to find his wife having sex with his best friend. He took his pistol (it was Ruger 357 with a 4 inch barrel, I recall) and led the naked man down to his workshop at the back of the house. He forces the guy's testicles into a vice and tightened it, trapping the man. He then removed the handle of the vice and commenced splashing gasoline around the floor of the wooden building.
He stepped back and admired his handiwork, pulling his Zippo out of his pants pocket.
"You expect me to burn to death?" asked the trapped man.
"No, I expect you to use this," he answered, throwing an old rusty hacksaw blade onto the workbench, then the lit Zippo onto the floor.
What would you choose to do?