Posted by David St. Hubbins at 221.westvalleycity-01rh15rt-ut.dial-access.att.net on June 05, 2003 at 00:42:38:
In Reply to: Desperate loser poll (5 questions) posted by AshFan on June 04, 2003 at 11:53:12:
: 1. What motivates people to create multilpe online personalities and lie about it?
: a. Craves attention, but can't communicate effectivly and conform to any social norms.
: b. Is an ass monkey
: c. Tries to validate himself by the show of support by the 'other' user.
: d. Tries to be a badass, but have a 'safe' personality to fall back on, but gets so upset his personalities bleed together.
Depending on the person, the answer could be either a, b, c, d, or all of the above.
: 2. Sex, chocolate, booze, or manual stimulation, what do you do with most weekends? Is this what life is all about?
I'm not much of a chocolate eater. Booze? Occasionally. Sex? Rarely, unfortunately. Manual stimulation? Yes. Fairly regularly.
: 3. When presented with a challange do you
: a. shout and scream until you get your way
: b. work out a 'win win' solution
: c. log in as someone else and agree with the person challanging you
: d. run away and hide
Usually the answer is b. Sometimes the answer is d.
: 4. The national cheese federation has just announced a worldwide shortage of Cheddar cheese. Do you:
: a. grab your shotgun and run to the store.
: b. experiment with other types of cheese.
: c. laugh at all the cheese eaters scurrying about
: d. Behold the power of Tofu
Well a and d are out of the question. I'm not a shotgun toting maniac over cheese and I won't eat tofu. I would probably say both b AND c.
: 5. If you had to eat a dead person to stay alive on a raft in the middle of the ocean, what seasoning would you want along for the trip?
Are we talking about a bottle filled with many different seasonings, like "Season All" or "Emeril's Essence"? Or do you mean one singular seasoning like salt or pepper? If it's the former, I'll choose Lawry's Season All. That works great on any meat. I go through a few of those every summer with all my barbequeing. If it's just one seasoning, I'll choose pepper.