Posted by Eyesonly at host217-39-159-98.in-addr.btopenworld.com on June 03, 2003 at 16:05:33:
In Reply to: Re: Does anyone know any snappy answers?.... posted by ---[Randal]--- on June 03, 2003 at 16:01:03:
: A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."