Posted by BrianWebber at ts011d29.den-co.concentric.net on June 03, 2003 at 16:13:16:
In Reply to: Does anyone know any snappy answers?.... posted by Eyesonly on June 03, 2003 at 15:52:09:
: : For example:
: A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but
: couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker,
: "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
: He replied, "No, they're dead."
I swiped this from comedian Jeff Wayne but I thought it was pretty funny.
Smart ass girl at mall food court: You wanna straw with that?
JW: No I'll just suck it through the lid.
SAGAMFC: You have a bad attitude.
JW: You're stupid. Now I can change my attitude but ha ha ha ha!