Valedictorian Speech

Posted by Boondoggle at 24.138.77.21 on June 03, 2003 at 17:07:42:

I'm running, need to tell my graduating class why they should pick me but I also want to make it funny, anybody know any good jokes or ideas to help?

At my friend's grad. the val. had a 3.3 GPA*nt* finnegan 18:09:38 6/03/03 (0)
If I had the highest GPA... Sugar1282 17:34:32 6/03/03 (0)
clearing up confusion Boondoggle 17:18:32 6/03/03 (2)
- what the hell school is that? Trent Reno 17:21:17 6/03/03 (1)
  - LOL... jthecamb 17:24:15 6/03/03 (0)
You're RUNNING for valedictorian?????? jthecamb 17:14:37 6/03/03 (0)
I thought it was based on grades? You have to run Hardly Clerkin 17:14:35 6/03/03 (0)
Re: maybe you could try this Krazy Kat 17:14:14 6/03/03 (0)
Re: Valedictorian Speech DAN DA MAN 17:12:58 6/03/03 (0)
Isn't it based on GPA? *nt* Sugar1282 17:12:54 6/03/03 (1)
- not at my f'ed up school Boondoggle 17:14:26 6/03/03 (0)