Posted by HaplessSOB at cpe-66-75-125-116.socal.rr.com on June 09, 2003 at 21:22:26:
You people and your problems. Ever since I was born in a cheap ass barn I have had nothing but fucking problems. My "dad" Joe kept blaming my mom for cheating but she kept saying "emaculate conception". I was told I could save people but i couldn't use said power to get the chicks. Which was a jip. Nobody fucking believed me that I was God's son. They would say things like "Look it's God's son now go build me something woodshop boy". Most of my friends were pretty cool but they used me to get to my real dad. I had to touch Lepers and shit, which is gross as all hell. Then my bestest friend Judas fucking turned me in to the Romans and I had to be hung on some wooden things by nails. Did you hear that FUCKING NAILS? I came back out of my tomb because I had rock moving powers but I didn't get to hang around long enough to brag about it to meet woman. Thank Dad I found this tablet that somebody bought me and I found or I couldn't bitch and moan.