WELL I'm speechless! BRAVO!!! *NT*

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: : : : Put your arms around me baby : : Can't you see I need you so : : Hold me close against your skin : : I'm about to begin : : Lovin' you : : Spit on your hand and stroke my cock : : At a medium pace : : Play with my balls and tell me : : How big they are : : Honey, rub your beaver : : Up and down my face : : Sit on the corner of the bed : : And watch me whack off : : You see that shampoo bottle : : Now stick it up my ass : : Push it in and out : : At a medium pace : : Talk about your old boyfriend's dick : : And how big it was : : Now shave off my pubes : : And punch me in the face : : Whoa darlin' : : Make me push my dick and balls : : Back between my legs : : Call me an ugly woman : : And take my picture to show : : All the people you work with : : Now pull up my scrotum : : And take the shampoo bottle : : Out of my ass : : Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy : : And watch me whack off : : Strap on a dildo : : And make me give you head : : Tell me to slow down : : And do it at a medium pace : : I feel so humiliated : : I'm about to blow my load : : You tell me it's time to make love : : But now I can't : : 'Cause I spewed all over myself : : Then you look into my eyes : : And you realize : : How much I enjoy lovin' you : : I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach : : Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you : : or even this one : : : : Piece of shit car : : I got a piece of shit car : : That fuckin' pile of shit : : Never gets me very far : : My car's a big piece of shit : : 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot : : And my seatbelt's fucking broken : : I got to tie it in a knot : : (It's a piece of shit) : : I can't see through the windshield : : 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack : : And the interior smells real bad : : 'Cause my friend puked in the back : : (It's a piece of shit) : : (Piece of shit car) : : Piece of shit car : : (He's got a piece of shit car) : : It sucks royal dick : : (That fuckin' pile of shit) : : 100% crap : : (Never gets him very far) : : Oh fuck you car : : It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track : : Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack : : (They can bite his ass too) : : And I got no fuckin' brakes : : I'm always way out of control : : Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" : : (You fuckin' piece of shit) : : (Piece of shit car) : : I got piece of shit car : : (He got a piece of shit car) : : Diesel gas sucks my ass : : (That fuckin' pile of shit) : : That pile of metal shit : : (Never gets him very far) : : Oh what the fuck did I do : : What the fuck did I do : : What the fuck did I do : : To get stuck with you : : You're too wide for drive-thru : : And you smell like the shoe : : But I'm too broke to buy something new : : Oh fuck me : : Well the engine likes to flood : : The car always fuckin' stalls : : And the seat cushion's got a big rip : : So a spring always pokes the balls : : (Ouch, ouch, ouch) : : Plus the door locks are busted : : I gotta use a fucking coat hanger : : (What a pain in his ass) : : And if a girlie sees my car : : There's no chance I'll ever bang her : : (He never ever gets da pussy) : : Hey shut up : : (Piece of shit car) : : You piece of shit car : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : You piece of shit car : : (Piece of shit car) : : Bald fuckin' tires : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : No rearview fucking mirror : : (Piece of shit car) : : Seven different colors : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : Fucking rag for a gas cap : : (Piece of shit car) : : Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : (Piece of shit car) : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : (Piece of shit car) : : Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser : : (You got a piece of shit car) : : Cabby give me a push : : (Piece of shit car...)

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