Posted by AshFan at fwwwpx01.ex.cargill.com on June 10, 2003 at 13:37:35:
In Reply to: Nope...but I'm a Libra rising... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on June 10, 2003 at 13:34:58:
: Still doesn't work out quite right...I'm an enigma.
Here is your horiscope from theonion.com
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
After the events of next Sunday, for the rest of your life, people will stop you on the street and ask you to autograph packages of pork chops.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
Investigators say the truth is found by following the money or the sex, which makes you immune to any possible suspicion.