Posted by Barry, Suave MF at 24-148-36-118.na.21stcentury.net on June 08, 2003 at 20:24:15:
In Reply to: ride my caption and poll this picture posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on June 08, 2003 at 20:07:55:
: 1. What franchise film would you like to see kevin write/direct? Image if Kevin did Ghostbusters 3...
Fletch.
: 2. Funniest member currently on SNL?
NOT Jimmy Fallon. He thinks he's Mike Myers & Adam Sandler put together. I'd go with Tracey Morgan (or to be technical since he's not on anymore, I'd say Maya Rudolph).
: 3. What ex-SNL member has went on to the best post SNL career (big ups to HOffman for the spelling of "career"
The best as in most admirable would have to be Bill Murray. Except for "The Razor's Edge", he's been the most consistently funny.
: 4. Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Numerous small things.
: 5. Whats the best way to remove unwanted hair?
Ladies - I provide free shaving services. Men - you're on your own.
: 6. favorite breakfast cereal?
Smart Start.
: 7. favorite fruit?
Cherries.
: 8. A magical frog gives you two options. you can only pick 1. you can either
: A) eat all the food and any food you like and never gain weight
: or
: b)have the power to have sex with any human (or animal, you sick fuck) on the planet.
: ALl choices last till you die. what do you choose?
Since not gaining weight won't give you a great body - and since I'm in fairly good shape myself now, I'd pick B. Human contact is better than self-indulgence.
: 9. Did you know that the Ewoks starred in two of their own spinoff movies? Don't you wish you could be watching those now?
Yes. No, because I watched them when they 1st came out.
: 10. Whats the coolest function on your cell phone?
Power.
: 11. whats your current ring tone?
Dog whistle. I can't hear it or no one's really calling me. : (
: 12. caption this picture
Old School.