Posted by freeleonardpeltier at bgp01113894bgs.westln01.mi.comcast.net on June 10, 2003 at 16:24:02:
In Reply to: A festive POLL... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on June 10, 2003 at 16:14:43:
: This POLL has a theme...we're all going to a party...
: 1. What are we celebrating?
The end of the world.
: 2. Is there a guest of honor at this party?
Jesus
: 3. Who are you bringing as your date (keep in mind, a fictional party means you may bring whomever you wish)?
I still got to bring my girl, even in a fictional world.
: 4. Your choice for the location of the gathering?
K mart
: 5. It's a costume party...what's your costume?
Invisible costume, aka nude
: 6. Fetch me a drink...what will you bring me?
Fetch your own drink, im not your bitch
: 7. What do you choose for background music?
Star Wars theme
: 8. Will we see you out on the dance floor?
Only in a drunken stupor
: 9. Jesus, you drink like a fish...now will we see you on the dance floor?You read my mind
: 10. Who do you wake up next to the following morning?
No one, the world has ended
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: Forgive me, I need more data for my psychological profiles...