Posted by Guy Stokes at user-1337.bbd08tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk on June 10, 2003 at 16:42:57:
In Reply to: A festive POLL... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on June 10, 2003 at 16:14:43:
: 1. What are we celebrating?
Tuesday.
: 2. Is there a guest of honor at this party?
Guy Stokes?
: 3. Who are you bringing as your date (keep in mind, a fictional party means you may bring whomever you wish)?
Random ladies. If its a special party, I'd bring the special lady. Simple system.
: 4. Your choice for the location of the gathering?
A field.
: 5. It's a costume party...what's your costume?
Yes, I'm a count, a vampire type count. Either that or a shower.
: 6. Fetch me a drink...what will you bring me?
Water.
: 7. What do you choose for background music?
80's pop. WHAM!
: 8. Will we see you out on the dance floor?
Once, I'm drunk enough.
: 9. Jesus, you drink like a fish...now will we see you on the dance floor?
I just so, you freak!
: 10. Who do you wake up next to the following morning?
Guy Stokes.
: Forgive me, I need more data for my psychological profiles...
THAT was an awesome party!