Posted by bob_the_rather_irate_monkey at webcacheb03a.cache.pol.co.uk on June 10, 2003 at 16:57:06:
In Reply to: A festive POLL... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on June 10, 2003 at 16:14:43:
: This POLL has a theme...we're all going to a party...
: 1. What are we celebrating?
Boris Yeltsin's hard-earned sobriety
: 2. Is there a guest of honor at this party?
Boris Yeltsin
: 3. Who are you bringing as your date (keep in mind, a fictional party means you may bring whomever you wish)?
Shakira's been on the phone begging me to take her, but my shins can't take anymore kicking by my girlfriend, so I take her instead.
: 4. Your choice for the location of the gathering?
The Kremlin
: 5. It's a costume party...what's your costume?
Dr Evil....simply because I can do the voice
: 6. Fetch me a drink...what will you bring me?
Whatever you want. But there's no alcohol being served...obviously...due to the nature of the celebration, it would be very insensitive to serve booze. You can have a non-alcoholic cocktail with pineapple juice and other nice things if you like?
: 7. What do you choose for background music?
The Smiths
: 8. Will we see you out on the dance floor?
Yes. Dancing animatedly to "Heven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
: 9. Jesus, you drink like a fish...now will we see you on the dance floor?
It's only apple juice.....andI'm already on the dancefloor, as I just explained.
: 10. Who do you wake up next to the following morning?
Hopefully my girlfriend, for the sake of my poor poor shins.
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: Forgive me, I need more data for my psychological profiles...
You are forgiven. If you wish to know more about me, contact Mi5 and ask for their file on the "Plymouth Pervert".