Posted by EmbryPotZebra at pcp01441271pcs.levtwn01.pa.comcast.net on June 08, 2003 at 22:43:47:
I hope your web T.V. is on, because I wanna find out who you are as soon as possible. Seeing as how I am totally intimidated as to how you ever coulda managed to find out my email address... and where I was posting from, I'd like to squash my fears as soon as possible. The simple explanation THAT YOU ARE A GENIUS will be enough. Just stop scaring me.
On that same note, but much sadder...
It was really sweet how you archived my entire posting history, and actually took the time to write it all down in one of your little composition books, right inbetween all the rapisist banter, and child molestor musing.
I better not make this too long. I'm sure Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman are hot on your tail. You sane-sane bastard you!!
In closing, my name is not Chuck, and you are the biggest tool in the box. Did that rhyme?