Posted by jkm822 at michigan.mgmt.rpi.edu on June 09, 2003 at 08:37:01:
In Reply to: A poll for the deaf posted by Donnie Darko on June 09, 2003 at 07:05:39:
: 1. What is the meaning of YOUR life?
Stay sane.
: 2. Tell me a joke?
King Arthur had to leave the court of Camelot for a time, but he doesn't trust Guenivere around the Knights of the Round Table. So, he installed a chastity belt on her, complete with a built-in guillotine, and off he rode.
When he returned, a few weeks later, he immediately assembled all the Knights of the Round Table, and had them drop their drawers. Every single one of them was... er, missing a member, except for Lancelot. King Arthur embraced Lancelot, and said, "You are my only true knight! What do you have to say for yourself in the face of all this betrayal?"
And Lancelot said, "Rrmrmmrmrmremmmrbmmb.
: 3. Invent a new piece of VA merchandise (it can't be worse than the book-ends) e.g VA character head PEZ despensers.
A CD of answering machine messages.
: 4. Most powerful person to you on the planet today?
Sadly, GWB.
: 5.Most prolific writer?
Prolific? I dunno, Terry Pratchett puts out a book a year or something. If you mean a writer whose work has pervaded above and beyond all expectations into the majority of the reading public, then I'd have to say J.K. Rowling.
: 6.Does anyone know thje name of the Grahahm Greene short story referred to in Donnie Darko? I know i should know it but its slipped my mind and somebody asked me about it and its bugging me.
Nope. Sorry.
: 7. Who would you most like to have a Q&A with before you (or they) die?
I could give you a different answer to that question daily.
: 8. Who should have to lie in the wet patch?
Put a towel down beforehand, then there won't be one.
Of course, this could put too much pressure on a guy (or girl, I suppose) to successfully make a woman come, but better safe than sorry. I HATE sleeping in the wet patch.