Posted by KSmithee at 204.137.52.201 on June 09, 2003 at 15:03:18:
In Reply to: LET'S HAVE A CONTEST posted by shitty andeee...DEAL WITH IT! on June 09, 2003 at 14:59:51:
I will think of some new ones after lunch.
I like to play in the sand.
To feel it run through my hand.
What is that, what could that be?
Why do I have a hypodermic needle sticking in me.
My puppy is cute and cuddly too
He likes to lay on top of my shoe
He likes to play and run around
Until that semi mowed him down.
The other day I was walking through the woods
Doing the things that good boys should
When I came upon a squirrel, high up in the tree
Why the fuck was he looking at me?
I picked up the rock and gave it a throw
Now that squirrel won't look at me anymo'
If I had a vagina I would put it to good use
I would store all my change in it that was loose
I would smuggle drugs and make it whistle
I would shoot out corks like they were missles
I went to the mall with my mom the other day
She told me have fun... go and play
So I ran all around from Wherehouse to The cookie shack.
It's been six days and mommy never came back
I never get mad and I never yell
So you go fuck yourself, you can go to hell!