Posted by bob_the_rather_irate_monkey at webcacheb06a.cache.pol.co.uk on June 09, 2003 at 15:39:40:
In Reply to: LET'S HAVE A CONTEST posted by shitty andeee...DEAL WITH IT! on June 09, 2003 at 14:59:51:
oh woe is me
i'm a sad monkee
from the same city as Morrissey
but not as handsome, or as witty
hence, to attract women i rely on pity
oh woe is me
for i hate the sun
it illuminates all the bad things i've done
it let's me see my shame
it gives me a bad name
oh woe is me
i shall quietly grieve
as i listen to the words from steve
the smiths, the smiths, stuck in my head
the smiths, the smiths, make me wish i were dead.