Posted by smells like right guard at gate1.cpp.usmc.mil on June 12, 2003 at 22:20:44:
In Reply to: I have just gone blind posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on June 12, 2003 at 22:18:24:
: This post was found in the talkback section of aintitcoolnews.com, where Harry Knowles was talking about the trailer for the new Kevin Coster movie.
: From: darthdickswallow
: Subject: Kevin Costner - Harry Knowles Fantasy
: Comment:
: I have a fantasy where harry knowles and kevin costner tag team for for hours. I start with Kevin, he comes in wearing only a grin and a pony tail.His one request is for me to "rough him up a bit" during our anal bang. So I'm fucking him in the ass and pulling on the pony tail, he's screaming "don't stop don't stop call me Elliot Ness!!!!" so I do....he then screams out that he has a surprise for me. While I'm banging away, a tub o'lard called Harry comes out from behind a curtain, "and call me Al Capone" he says. He grabs my hips, forces open my butt cheeks, and hacks a big loogie in my inviting hole. He then starts pounding me from behind. They said they were playing a game of "cops and robbers" and I was the District Attorney keeping them "apart". Anyway, after a while, they both wanted to give me a golden shower, I agreed only if I could take pictures of harry giving kevin a Pittsburg Platter. After they were done pissing on me, I made kevin fuck harry in the ass until he came. Then Harry turned around and shit his poopy-jizzy mess all over kevin's chest. I took pictures and you can see them at www.aintitcoolpittsburgplatters.com What would I do for a beta? Isn't it obvious? anything....
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