Posted by Lucid1 at adsl-157-235-48.jax.bellsouth.net on June 13, 2003 at 15:15:18:
In Reply to: Yo, Lil' Dawgs, Wu Up In Dis Muthafucka posted by Woo Tang Boyeee on June 13, 2003 at 15:11:57:
: Yo, BEEEYATCHES, dis hardcore nigga be back up in dis joint, so y'all drops what ya doin an show mad propa respect to tha kingpin. Y'all know I be bumpin Wu Tang 24/7, cuz troo Wu niggaz don't take no dayz off. Breakin kneecaps an bustin up trick ass fools be takin all my muthafuckin time, but y'all can best believe ain't a damn thing changed (lest I roll yo ass Scott Peterson-style, y'all).
: Check this shit, yo. Muthafuckin DMV be actin up like them fuckin punk ass bitches I rolled back in county. Last week, yo, I be standin in line to renew my muthafuckin driver's license. No'mally, I ain't gots tha time fo this wack-ass domesticated, responsible shit (cuz they always 40s ta drink somewhere), but y'all know it troo that a nigga be needin his ride ta pimp out tha pussy and keep that phat bank rollin in. So this be one time I lets my house rule 'bout bein a muffuckin pussy slide an stand in line likes a good nigga.
: Well, this muthafuckin trick beyotch in front of me starts poppin off shit bout my muthafuckin clothes. She be tryin ta look all intelligent an shit in her cheap ass WalMart buisness gear that ain't cost that ho but $19.99. Meanwhile, she be shootin me dirty looks and mouthin off bout my fly ass Roca, FuBu, an Girbaud. Now, no'mally I ain't givin a shit what no two-bit trick ass whitey say bout my gear, but this beeyotch ain't gots tha nerve to says it up in my grill. 'Stead, she be bitchin and whinin to sum old muthafuckin ho who be about 93 years old. I files that info in the back of my head, fo when it time fo action. Y'all know revenge be mine, sayeth tha Wu.
: Well, lo and muthafuckin behold, revenge come soona then I thought. I steps outside afta gettin my license (an payin my 19 bucks, fuckin leechez) an that trick be makin out wit sum fuckin lightweight punk whoda got turned out in 5 muthafuckin seconds in tha pen. What's worse, that trick be leanin up against my six-four, eatin a muthafuckin BK value meal. Fuck that shit, yo. I creeps up along side em, real quiet like - y'all know Wu gots skill - and BOOOYA! I slices they muthafuckin throats and takes they milkshakes ta boot.
: Let that be a lesson to y'all. Don't fuck wit a tru Wu gangsta, and don't ya'll NEVA let me catch ya puttin a muthafuckin frozen treat on my ride, lest ya gets ya head separated from yo body. I ain't even havin that.
: Peace fo' real, y'all, and keep pimpin out that Wu.