Posted by GingerGrrl20 at ce-p-unet.unet.maine.edu on July 18, 2003 at 11:09:13:
It's a funny story:
I went to the zoo yesterday, and it being a nice day, it was a little crowded. I took my time walking around, and eventually I came to the monkey cages. I watched them for a few minutes, eating their fruit and picking their nits, and then a family came over to watch them as well.
Well, that family was having a good time, laughing and smiling at the monkeys. Unbeknownst to them, as they smiled with their big, shiny, middle-American teeth, they were threatening the male monkey, who proceeded to grab the bars of the cage, and bear his teeth at me!! Then, he turned around and presented his ass. The family just laughed and smiled, so he came back over to the bars, bareing his teeth, and showing off his genetalia.
I decided to leave before he started slinging his shit at me next.
Beware the monkey.
--Erin