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Posted by Boondoggle at 24.138.77.21 on July 18, 2003 at 17:54:26:

In Reply to: Finish the Sentences... posted by Elfy on July 18, 2003 at 17:36:00:

: Inspired by the posts of the last hour.

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: 1. Ass Zombie is the best because he beat both Count Cockula and the Vagina Werewolf in a Triple Threat match.

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: 2. Jennifer Lopez is the future mother of Matt "Murdoch" Affleck, the only man who will win an Oscar for Best Actor, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and a Grammy for Best Artist and Best Album all in the same year.

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: 3. Fake boobs are far too expensive and not versatile enough. They should have zippers and coolers in them so you can store snacks and beers on a hot day.

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: 4. Celebrity crimes have inspired me to commit far worse crimes to show those stuck-up Hollywood types that they're no better than your average criminal sociopath.

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: 5. To ask what the meaning of life is is probably a bad idea as the only entities that really could answer it truthfully are probably quite powerful and deadly and might be a little ornary that you called them out.

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: Gracias!

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Vagina Werewolf!!!!!! Elfy 17:59:24 7/18/03 (4)
- Re: Vagina Werewolf!!!!!! Boondoggle 18:02:34 7/18/03 (3)
  - Well, lets think about it... Elfy 18:04:22 7/18/03 (2)
    - I very much look forward to your novel now. Boondoggle 18:06:29 7/18/03 (1)
      - That's why I write fantasy.. Elfy 18:07:49 7/18/03 (0)

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: : Inspired by the posts of the last hour. : : : : 1. Ass Zombie is the best because he beat both Count Cockula and the Vagina Werewolf in a Triple Threat match. : : : : 2. Jennifer Lopez is the future mother of Matt "Murdoch" Affleck, the only man who will win an Oscar for Best Actor, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and a Grammy for Best Artist and Best Album all in the same year. : : : : 3. Fake boobs are far too expensive and not versatile enough. They should have zippers and coolers in them so you can store snacks and beers on a hot day. : : : : 4. Celebrity crimes have inspired me to commit far worse crimes to show those stuck-up Hollywood types that they're no better than your average criminal sociopath. : : : : 5. To ask what the meaning of life is is probably a bad idea as the only entities that really could answer it truthfully are probably quite powerful and deadly and might be a little ornary that you called them out. : : : : Gracias!

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