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Posted by Cliche Jackass of the Day at ool-18bb8bd3.dyn.optonline.net on July 17, 2003 at 15:38:25:

Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you all. I will be the cliched jackass for the day. Okay, let's get this done.

*ahem*

HEY KEVIN READ MY SCRIPT IT'S SPECIAL!!!

Youz guys like da weed? Well screw youz all, you don't know what my life was like! My mom only bought me two of Enimen's CDs! My gang don't respect me Mwuahahaha!!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ME HEY KEVIN READ MY SCRIPT AND GIVE ME A JOB!!!!

no, I'm not saying READ my script, I'm saying give me permission to...FUCK IT, GIVWE ME YOUR EMAIL. ANYONE KNOW KEVIN"S EMAIL? LOOK AT MY WEB SITE!!!!

Okay, poll, what's your favorite Kevin Smith movie? No? WELL FUCK YOUZ GUYS I GREW UP IN THE MIAMI GHETTO!

YOU WE KILL YO MOMMA POW! WE KILL YOU POPPA POW! WE KILL YOUR DOGGY POW! Yo, peace man.

For sizzle my nipple.

Look at my web site.

Okay, we good? Thank you all for your kindness. It has been a pleasure working with you all, and I'll see you in the future.

-Winston Beckard Kent III

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I want my minute back!!!!!! nt Elorah Dannan 16:19:17 7/17/03 (0)
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: Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you all. I will be the cliched jackass for the day. Okay, let's get this done. : *ahem* : HEY KEVIN READ MY SCRIPT IT'S SPECIAL!!! : Youz guys like da weed? Well screw youz all, you don't know what my life was like! My mom only bought me two of Enimen's CDs! My gang don't respect me Mwuahahaha!!!!! : FUCK YOU ALL, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ME HEY KEVIN READ MY SCRIPT AND GIVE ME A JOB!!!! : no, I'm not saying READ my script, I'm saying give me permission to...FUCK IT, GIVWE ME YOUR EMAIL. ANYONE KNOW KEVIN"S EMAIL? LOOK AT MY WEB SITE!!!! : Okay, poll, what's your favorite Kevin Smith movie? No? WELL FUCK YOUZ GUYS I GREW UP IN THE MIAMI GHETTO! : YOU WE KILL YO MOMMA POW! WE KILL YOU POPPA POW! WE KILL YOUR DOGGY POW! Yo, peace man. : For sizzle my nipple. : Look at my web site. : Okay, we good? Thank you all for your kindness. It has been a pleasure working with you all, and I'll see you in the future. : -Winston Beckard Kent III

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