Posted by Hardly Clerkin at adsl-67-122-22-134.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on July 21, 2003 at 15:26:55:
In Reply to: A Special Poll For Anyone at Work Right Now posted by Trent Reno on July 21, 2003 at 15:20:28:
: When Bomb accidently (actually, purposely) put a nude pic in the post and I looked at it at work just now, it inspired me to do a poll just for the peeps at work.
: 1) First of all, how friggin close to the movie "Office Space" is your job? Sorry, I had to get that question out there.
Nothing at all To small of company
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: 2) Do you have any hotties in your office or building that you check out?
No women at all anymore
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: 3) Ever get in trouble for being here, or other kinds of web browsing?
: No I control the server and all the computers no else could turn there's on with out me
: 4) What the hell, specifically, are you supposed to be doing right now you slacker?
Im supposed to be entering my orders I took all day
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: 5) If you didn't have this board, how would you entertain yourself to make it through each day alive?
Throw shit at the people walking by my office
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: 6) Ever do an office prank at this or any other job? Ooh, do tell...
: Not really the people here wouldnt get it.
: 7) Ever snap at someone or tell off the boss or do anything to demonstrate that you are a human being and not a mindless worker?
All the time my boss doesnt know what hes talking about half the time so I have to tell him that. I yell at our truck drivers all the time when they fuck shit up.
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: 8) Where would you rather be right now?
On the beach in Maui with a Corona in my hand and Jessica Alba on my lap. Now theres a visual for you.