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Posted by DamYankee at 152.135.148.124 on July 21, 2003 at 15:34:18:

In Reply to: Re: A Special Poll For Anyone at Work Right Now posted by Queen of Urban Legend on July 21, 2003 at 15:32:42:

: 1) First of all, how friggin close to the movie "Office Space" is your job? Sorry, I had to get that question out there.

: Pretty damn close...I have three bosses, I hate the color printer (which reminds me of the fax machine in the flick) and I absolutely adore my stapler (I don't let anyone else touch it for fear of losing it or that they will break it)...oh, and I could set the building on fire.
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: 2) Do you have any hotties in your office or building that you check out?

: God no! It's a small office...and one of the peeps is my brother...the others are like family as well. Plus, I don't find them attractive in the least.
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: 3) Ever get in trouble for being here, or other kinds of web browsing?

: Nope. Though one of the bosses told me to lay off the ebay. I refused. I'm quite open with them about my internet use. They don't care as long as the work gets done (knock on wood).
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: 4) What the hell, specifically, are you supposed to be doing right now you slacker?

: Preparing for the silly sales meeting on Thursday...
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: 5) If you didn't have this board, how would you entertain yourself to make it through each day alive?

: Talk to my bro...he keeps me sane here...with or without the board.
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: 6) Ever do an office prank at this or any other job? Ooh, do tell...

: Well, long story, I'll try to keep it short...at the time that people were mailing anthrax and it all seemed to be coming out of Florida, we happened to have a sales rep who lived in Florida. She sent in an expense report which I opened and then laced the envelope with coffee creamer to look like a suspicious white substance was placed in the envelope by the girl...then I put the envelope on one of my bosses desks. He flipped...I could have been arrested for that one...but damn it was funny...really, it was!
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: 7) Ever snap at someone or tell off the boss or do anything to demonstrate that you are a human being and not a mindless worker?

: Yes...I'm not one to keep my mouth shut. I once told an ex-boss of mine that I was going to shove her Celine Dion Christmas album straight up her ass if she didn't stop playing it at top volume all day.
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: 8) Where would you rather be right now?

: Nowhere fancy...just home.

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Mine's an Aceliner... Queen of Urban Legend 15:37:17 7/21/03 (3)
- Ah! the Uber-Stapler! Es Mui Macho, non? nt DamYankee 15:38:43 7/21/03 (2)
  - Si? Queen of Urban Legend 15:40:50 7/21/03 (1)
    - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *thud* nt DamYankee 15:42:36 7/21/03 (0)

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: : 1) First of all, how friggin close to the movie "Office Space" is your job? Sorry, I had to get that question out there. : : Pretty damn close...I have three bosses, I hate the color printer (which reminds me of the fax machine in the flick) and I absolutely adore my stapler (I don't let anyone else touch it for fear of losing it or that they will break it)...oh, and I could set the building on fire. : : : : 2) Do you have any hotties in your office or building that you check out? : : God no! It's a small office...and one of the peeps is my brother...the others are like family as well. Plus, I don't find them attractive in the least. : : : : 3) Ever get in trouble for being here, or other kinds of web browsing? : : Nope. Though one of the bosses told me to lay off the ebay. I refused. I'm quite open with them about my internet use. They don't care as long as the work gets done (knock on wood). : : : : 4) What the hell, specifically, are you supposed to be doing right now you slacker? : : Preparing for the silly sales meeting on Thursday... : : : : 5) If you didn't have this board, how would you entertain yourself to make it through each day alive? : : Talk to my bro...he keeps me sane here...with or without the board. : : : : 6) Ever do an office prank at this or any other job? Ooh, do tell... : : Well, long story, I'll try to keep it short...at the time that people were mailing anthrax and it all seemed to be coming out of Florida, we happened to have a sales rep who lived in Florida. She sent in an expense report which I opened and then laced the envelope with coffee creamer to look like a suspicious white substance was placed in the envelope by the girl...then I put the envelope on one of my bosses desks. He flipped...I could have been arrested for that one...but damn it was funny...really, it was! : : : : 7) Ever snap at someone or tell off the boss or do anything to demonstrate that you are a human being and not a mindless worker? : : Yes...I'm not one to keep my mouth shut. I once told an ex-boss of mine that I was going to shove her Celine Dion Christmas album straight up her ass if she didn't stop playing it at top volume all day. : : : : 8) Where would you rather be right now? : : Nowhere fancy...just home.

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