Posted by JaceyIBLTD at blcuser1.banklife.com on July 21, 2003 at 15:36:23:
In Reply to: A Special Poll For Anyone at Work Right Now posted by Trent Reno on July 21, 2003 at 15:20:28:
1) First of all, how friggin close to the movie "Office Space" is your job? Sorry, I had to get that question out there.
Very, very, VERY close--so close, I had a hard time finding some of it funny because I was freaking out so badly.
2) Do you have any hotties in your office or building that you check out?
Nah. The only guy I find remotely interesting is a) a jagoff 90% of the time and b) has no chin. The "jagoff" personality trait kind of emphasizes the weak chin to me--otherwise, I wouldn't care if he had chin, no chin, bulbous eyeballs, whatever.
3) Ever get in trouble for being here, or other kinds of web browsing?
No. I haven't gotten any shit for Internet or e-mail usage, but I'm sure it'll come eventually.
4) What the hell, specifically, are you supposed to be doing right now you slacker?
I'm on break, so it's okay for me to be responding to this!
5) If you didn't have this board, how would you entertain yourself to make it through each day alive?
Ummm...if I didn't have internet/e-mail access, I would choke myself to death on my stapler or calculator.
6) Ever do an office prank at this or any other job? Ooh, do tell...
No.
7) Ever snap at someone or tell off the boss or do anything to demonstrate that you are a human being and not a mindless worker?
Oh, absolutely. I have the reputation for being the person in the office who "doesn't give a shit" in that I'll say what I think to anyone, regardless of rank. I keep telling my supervisors to let me go have a bash at the suits, but they're too chickenshit to allow it.
8) Where would you rather be right now?
Almost anywhere but here--in fact, I'd rather be getting a pelvic exam than be sitting in my cube right now.