Posted by CorporateSlutSophisticated at buchanan-b2.state.gov on July 21, 2003 at 15:48:54:
In Reply to: A Special Poll For Anyone at Work Right Now posted by Trent Reno on July 21, 2003 at 15:20:28:
: When Bomb accidently (actually, purposely) put a nude pic in the post and I looked at it at work just now, it inspired me to do a poll just for the peeps at work.
: 1) First of all, how friggin close to the movie "Office Space" is your job? Sorry, I had to get that question out there.
-- You wouldn't believe how close. Remember that printer or copier or whatever it is that they hated? Well there's a Xerox machine that I have to use all the time and it gets jammed EVERY TIME I use it. EVERY TIME. Plus, everyone here treats me like a roach because I am a summer hire and they make me do everything they don't want to do.
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: 2) Do you have any hotties in your office or building that you check out?
-- Hell yes. Names won't be mentioned.
: 3) Ever get in trouble for being here, or other kinds of web browsing?
-- Not neccasarily in trouble, but bitched at.
: 4) What the hell, specifically, are you supposed to be doing right now you slacker?
- Specifically? Well, I am supposed to be making a colorcoded chart of all the houses that are vacant, all the houses that are due to be occupied and all the houses that need to be " made ready". Also, making the coffee, which contains my extra special ingredient.
: 5) If you didn't have this board, how would you entertain yourself to make it through each day alive?
-- I am a board geek. i have many boards I post too. Plus, I have a swivel chair.
: 6) Ever do an office prank at this or any other job? Ooh, do tell...
-- I totally ripped off the Fight Club book, by placing a note by the coffee that said " I passed an amount of urine into this container at 9:00 am this morning" , after the coffee pot was half empty, at 10 something. I was never caught, even though I never urinated in anything. Disgruntled guerilla terrorists in the work place...
: 7) Ever snap at someone or tell off the boss or do anything to demonstrate that you are a human being and not a mindless worker?
--- Yes. I told Ms. Page, that STUPID FUCK, that I would surf the internet on company time all I want. No, I'm lying. They treat me like a monkey who pulls levers because I take it.
: 8) Where would you rather be right now?
--In Virginia, returning home from the SD Cons. , and then having wild passionate sex with whomever.