Brodies Superman theory, an inquiry.

Posted by MaelstromOfAnonymity at cache-loh-ad03.proxy.aol.com on July 26, 2003 at 20:09:08:

If Superman's sperm is powerful enough to destroy a womans uterus then wouldn't his superpubes exfoliate Wonderwoman's pelvis into oblivion during intercourse?

Does Superman encounter disaster and annihilate latrines when attempting to use the bathroom since his urine and faeces are simply too powerful to be contained by a standard system of human waste disposal?

It must be a fucking nightmare being Superman. What do youse guys think?

Follow Ups:

• Kevin just stole that joke anyway. .Killjoy 22:25:42 7/26/03 (0)
• No 'proof' of that theory Slavei 20:24:27 7/26/03 (0)
• Being the Invisible Man must be... Eyes Only 20:19:37 7/26/03 (2)
  • See, not only was that joke shitty... Tom (POJK) 20:51:57 7/26/03 (1)
    • I think .Killjoy 22:15:30 7/26/03 (0)
• Re: Brodies Superman theory, an inquiry. nogoodnick 20:18:58 7/26/03 (1)
  • HELL no Johnboy 00:46:33 7/27/03 (0)

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