Posted by Slavei at 4.19.96.69 on July 25, 2003 at 12:43:13:
In Reply to: ~~The Final Poll (before vacation)~~ posted by Trent Reno on July 25, 2003 at 12:07:13:
: 1. Where was the best vacation you ever had?
Probably Fire Island. The ladies like me out there. Out here at home, it's a different story. : )
: 2. Where was the worst? Why do you consider it the worst?
Probably Vegas w/my 2 buddies. It was short, rainy, just kind of boring in general.
: 3. Have you ever had a moment in life where everything seemed to go into slow motion (i.e. a car crash, a beautiful girl flicking her hair, etc)? Describe one such moment.
Yes. That one time I was huffing Pine Sol. Everything was in slow motion for days.
: 4. What term or phrase (either proper or slang) do you wish you could do away with the most? Any particular reason?
Anything that is part of the 'dumbing down of America'. I use slang here & there, but I don't try to slang EVERY word.
: 5. What the's most unsual food or meat you've ever had? Well, how was it?
Probably Venison. I actually liked it.
: 6. Oldie but goodie: House is on fire...save one possession...what'll it be?
Computer. I have lots of info. on there - personal, pics, etc. It'd be easier to replace everything else.
: 7.If you could go back anywhere in history to witness an event (but not participate in), where in history would you go? Your birth? The Beatles? A Battle? Where???
Maybe the Kennedy assassination. I'd like to live in Medieval Times if I could.
: 8.I'm cutting this poll short because this one is a tiny more involved. Take a cartoon from any time and turn it into a religious philosophy (kinda like Matt Damon did with Alice in Wonderland in "Dogma"). Just make up a few lines of how this cartoon pertains to any religion. Say what the characters represent and stuff. Bull out some good bullshit. Please don't skimp on this question as I'm trying to prove a point.
Smurfs. Papa Smurf is God of course. That chick Smurf would be Jesus getting crucified because in a land of all men, they'd all be wanting something from her like people did from Jesus. In the end, she's the one that loses.
: Thanks!